BRADLEY;

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Still wouldn't be enough to convince me, man, sorry.

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So what's it actually like where you're from? Besides pink burger buns.

[battling]

'm from the North, so it's cold. Climates about as bad as the people. Ain't a lot of towns or cities up there either. Plenty of seafood.

Territory's split up between wizards, and we fight over it.

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[he was following along to a point.]

Wizards?

[battling]

Magic users, sorcerers, mages, whatever ya wanna call us.

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So what kind of magic can you do?

[battling]

Offensive magic.

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...which is like what?

[battling]

Makin' sure my bullets always hit the target. Causin' crippling pain. Stabbin' without usin' a knife. That kinda thing.

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[huh. well...okay.]

Does your magic actually work here?

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[SIGH!!!!]

Nah. Nobody's magic seems t' be workin' here.

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How many people have you asked so far? I don't know that many with magic to start with.