BRADLEY;

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Have you met anybody that sounds outrageous to you yet?

[battling]

I got a real high threshold for weird shit.

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Okay, then what about just anybody interesting?

[battling]

That guy with the giant lizard head. Think his name was Cain?

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I...think I must've missed him in passing. Like...it's a real lizard head?

[battling]

Dunno how.

Yeah, it's definitely a real lizard head.

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Is the rest of him not a lizard then? [digimon hybrid...?]

[battling]

Seems human t' me. Just tall. Can't miss him if you're lookin'.

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I guess I'll have to look later. I've been a little busy with some other stuff.

[battling]

Gettin' adjusted or somethin' else?

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More like getting acquainted. There's a lot of ground to cover here.

[battling]

Feels like an understatement.

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Yeah, but at the same time it's a little easier than I thought? So that's just another thing that's kind of weird.

[battling]

Anythin' around here that ain't weird?

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The food. [it's kind of a joke, but it is in fact food he's used to.] That's one of the things that's the most normal.

[battling]

[He laughs!]

The fried chicken ain't as good as the stuff at home.

But the burgers ain't the right color. The buns for those are usually pink.

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[a slow blink.]

Maybe for you. Why are they pink?

[battling]

[shrug?]

Somethin' about the flour?

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I don't know if I would trust pink flour either to tell you the truth...

[battling]

Hasn't killed anybody. 'sides we got a real great chef back home.

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Still wouldn't be enough to convince me, man, sorry.

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So what's it actually like where you're from? Besides pink burger buns.

[battling]

'm from the North, so it's cold. Climates about as bad as the people. Ain't a lot of towns or cities up there either. Plenty of seafood.

Territory's split up between wizards, and we fight over it.

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[he was following along to a point.]

Wizards?

[battling]

Magic users, sorcerers, mages, whatever ya wanna call us.

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So what kind of magic can you do?